Lines from The Hangover
Posted by Matt Rosenberg on June 17, 2009 at 12:10 am
Just from hearing people talk about the movie, it seems that most can’t get enough of some of the lines from the recent comedy hit “The Hangover .” In fact the movie has been Number 1 at the box office 2 weeks straight taking in over $100 million. I’ve been hearing people quote the movie constantly.
We at The Movie Banter wanted to put some of Alan’s (Zack Galifiankis) best lines together for your enjoyment. He is the “one man wolfpack” after all.
1. “Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly? I’m not gettin’ a sig on my beeper. ”
2. “Why did you park this close…I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheeze. ”
3. “Tigers love pepper… they hate cinnamon.”
4. “No, it’s a satchel… Indiana Jones has one.”
5. “Yeah, you know what, next weekend’s no good. The Jonas Brothers are in town…but I’m free every weekend after that.”
6. ” I didn’t even know they gave out rings during the Holocaust!”
7. ’Alan mimes the baby masturbating’ “Not at the table, Carlos!”
8. “Rainman did it, and he was a ritard”
9. “You probably get this a lot, but did Caesar live here.”
10. And ofcourse the famous speech..”Hello… how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there… there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought “wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.”
Bonus
- Phil’s Best Line = ” Paging Dr Faggot”
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11. Anyone know when the next Halley’s comet is?
lol! this just made me laugh all over again.
@Linda I forgot about that line. Thanks for the reminder. It came at such a random moment it made it classic.
“Not you fat Jesus”
These were some great lines, and a really funny movie.
My fav, which you have left out was:
“Counting Cards isn’t illegal, its just frowned upon, like masturbating on a plane”
@justrobby Ha, agree that was a classic line. A lot to remember, will be hearing these for years.
Just Allens laugh was absolutly hilarious…
There was also:
Phil: Well deal with the baby later…
Stu: Phil, were not gunna leave a baby in the closet! Theres a fucking tiger in the bathroom!
@Kyle I agree, all classics. Looking forward to watching the DVD down the line to remember all these again.
I absolutely loved Stu’s song that he wrote. And I also just wanted to say that Alan took Tyson’s hit to the face like a man.
@Darla Stu’s song was funny. I wonder if that was improvised on the spot when they were shooting.
thanks a lot bin laden..haha after the plane joke
It’s not a purse…its a satchel…Indiana Jones has one.
“Who’s fucking baby is this?”
“Check its collar”.
They walk into the most obvious wedding chapel in Las Vegas.
Allan – “Do you do weddings here? Is that what you do? can people get married?”
Allan – “Can I ask a question?”
Check in lady – “Sure”
Allan – “You probably get asked this alot, but is this the original Ceasars palace?”
Chick – “what do you mean?”
Allan – “Did Ceasar live here?”
@Luke Ha, all good ones. Can’t wait till the dvd comes out.
Asian guy in trunk – “You wanna fuck on me?”
@Bob Love it
Do you know if this hotel is pager friendly..I’m not getting a sig on my beeper
@TJ nice, and simple and it works…good one
what do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze
do they dream of mawling zebras, or…… in her catwomen suit
dont you worry you pretty stripped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
then we’re gonna find our find best friend Doug, then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug
Doooug Doooug Dooug Douggy Douggy Doug Doug,
but if he’s been murdered by a crystal meth tweekeeeer…
then we’re shit outta luck!!
lol
THAT WAS AWSOME….
That was insane! we almost just died!
that moment was fucking hilarious
what’d you mean, ive found a baby before…
Where?
coffee bean.
@Robert I saw it at a second hand theater again recently and it was even better the second time with those simple lines.
“Anyone know when the next Halley’s comet is?” I dont think it’s for another 60 years..” “But it’s not tonight??” “I don’t think soo…” haha, kills me everytime.
Are you guys ready to let the dogs out?
You know…who let the dogs out?..who who who who
=Yes Allen, we are ready to let the dogs out
give us our money back, and take him with you.
i’ll be your doug!
lmao
phil: he’s right there is a tiger in the bathroom
stu: no there’s not
“It’s funny becuz he’s fat…haha funny fat guy fall down
@Whitney Classic, that guy always has a good minor role in movies.
Alan: “What if he’s dead, I can’t afford to lose anyone close to me again it hurts too much; I was so upset when my grandpa died”
Phil: “How’d he die?”
Alan: “WW2″
Phil: “He died in battle?”
Alan: “No he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during WW2″
What do tigers dreams of?
When they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Or Hallie Barry in her catwoman suit
Don’t you worry your pretty striped head
Were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
And then were gonna find our best friend Doug
And then were gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug
but if hes been murdered by crystal meth tweekers…then were shit out of luck.
Stu: I married a hooker
Alan: Don’t you say that she’s a nice lady
Stu: Fuck that you drugged
Alan: Your language is offensive
kills me everytime
@Ratchetent Same, such a funny line. that character was classic.
That Manpurse scene kills me every time!
Phil – Your not really wearin’ that are ya?
Alan – Wearin’ what?
Phil – The Manpurse. You’re actually gonna wear that or are you guys jus’ fuckin’ with me?
Alan – It’s where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a Manpurse, it’s a satchel. Indian Jones wears one.
Phil – So does Joy Behar.
This movie gets funnier and funnier every time I see it.
What the fuck is that? Is that a snakeskin!?
@Jen Love it.
When the asain jumps out of the trunk and alan is like ill get you some pants….i hate king kong too
@Paige Haha, I forgot that one, good call.
It’s Godzilla, not King Kong “I hate Godzilla…I hate him too! I hate him, he destroys cities!”
@Chelsea A real good one, not one of the typical ones and I like it.
haha we couldnt remember anything from last night…remember?
the hangover is awesome it became my favorite movie right after i saw it they do need to put another line on here though actually a couple like
stu- i married a whore last night!!!
alan- dont say that she is a nice lady
and then
it’s funny cuz he fat
and
there’s a tiger in the bathroom
then a few more
I thought he was a straight shooter!
I freaking love this movie
This movie was the best whenever there is a silent moment in the room I always brake out in Allen’s speech “how bout that ride in….” makes makes everyone laugh because everyone knows that movie and the way Allen said it in the movie. I will never be sick of that movie. GO HANGOVER!!!!!!
most o the stuff you guys said was wrong.. haha i know every word to that movie. lol and he says i pulled my tooth out and i married a whore! and then allen says how dare you shes a nice lady! jeez people get it right.
lola, if you’re going to bash everyone else then get it correct yourself. Stu didn’t know that he was the one that pulled his one tooth out yet. Jeeeeeeez….
lola, if you’re going to bash everyone else then get it correct yourself. Stu didn’t know that he was the one that pulled his own tooth out yet. Jeeeeeeez….
jesus, he’s like a gremlin with all these instructions and shit!
and
(man) *whistles* boy, you’ve got a sweet ride there!
alan – don’t touch it! don’t even look at it. go on, get out, you heard me. don’t look at me either! yeah, you better walk on.
and
(stu) jesus, phil you were in the hospital last night!
(phil) i guess so, yeah.
(alan) you ok?
oh, and i forgot on of my faves…
(stu) i don’t know, because i don’t REMEMBER.
(alan) that’s one of the uh side effects of roofies is uh memory loss.
(stu) you are literally too stupid to insult
(alan) thank you
Great post! I was wondering, as I usually follow most of the posts here is there any way I can get updates sent to my email?
Latesha – you can. Just sign up for the RSS feed and use google reader as your feed.
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-On way to Vegas….
Alan: So who wants to be my wing man?
Lads: Im pretty sure counting cards is illegal Alan.
Alan: No its not its frowned upon like masterbating on and aeroplane.
Lads: Im sure thats illegal too Alan.
Alan: Maybe after 9/11 where everyones so sensitive…. Thanks a lot Bin Lardin….
Hahahahaha one of the best lines on TV I have ever heard!!
Facebook group for them to make a second one, for when they go back to visit Stu’s girl?
Wow WikiLeaks is trying to cause World War 3………smh…..lemme find a religion before it’s too late, don’t make world war 3 happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQaleZFt7pc
best speach in the world of speaches
Hello… how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there… there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought “wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.”
Haha damn got to LOVE this movie…if you dont
Emmm hey Josh if you are going to be on this site…make sure you got the RIGHT lines down ok!! Man i am Allen foo!!
suck thes chinease nuts!
My fiance is planning to use that speech as his intro for his brother’s wedding on Saturday, he is the best man, I hope it goes down well, I am sure gonna enjoy it. He will tweak it a lil to fit with the names and he obviously won’t talk about Las Vegas and the ride in. Will let you all know how it was received by the wedding party.
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