Personally, I loved this film and if I were to write down every line I thought was funny, I would end up transcribing the whole film. Here is a countdown of a few of my favorite quotes from the film, though. Enjoy!

5. Elizabeth: “You have no upperbody strength.”

Russell: “Yeah I do, just not in my arms or chest…”

4. Russell: “You’re out of your mind. There is no way Lebron will ever beat Jordon. Nobody will ever been Jordan, okay?”

Shawn: “Lebron’s a better rebounder and passer.”

Russell: “Will you let me finish? Can you let me finish? Call me when Lebron has 6 championships.”

Shawn: “Is that your only arguement?”

Russell: “That’s the ONLY argument I need, Shawn!”

3. Russell: “Hey Elizabeth, do you wanna like, grab a bit sometime?”

Elizabeth: “You still a gym teacher?”

Russell: “I am. Yeah.”

Elizabeth: “Then, no.”

Russell: “Ok, cool. Well, awesome. This went great. Alright.”

2. Lynn: “I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.”

Elizabeth: “I want to sit on his face.”

Scott: “Hey guys!”

Elizabeth: “Hey!!!”

1. Elizabeth: “If I got a new pair of boobs, he’d be all over me. But they’re really expensive you know.”

Lynn: “Yeah and you gotta get two of them.”

What were your favorite quotes?