Oscar voters are as out of touch as we all thought!

Two songs compete for Best Original Song. None get performed.

Lionsgate is not quite done with Twilight.

New Year’s Eve was a practical joke, I think.

Snow White & the Huntsman vs. Mirror Mirror: The Battle for a Lackluster Snow White Crown

Hugh Jackman is manly enough to take on a helicopter.

He’s Just Not That Into You proves what real love is!

Man says The Hangover 2 is based on his life, but not accurately.

With back to back films The Animal and The Hot Chick, Rob Schneider proves why he’s struggling in 2011.

Dolphin Tale or How Not to Make a Good Movie.

Every talking animal’s dream: Eddie Murphy to host the 84th Academy Awards.

Magnolia has one of the best endings of all time? I don’t think so.

Aliens, who needs ‘em? How do we always beat you? It just doesn’t make sense.

Darth Vader: A Pitiful Downfall.

Harry Potter could have used a little more adult supervision.

You know that moment when you are standing or sitting at a music venue and you’re so excited? Your favorite band is about to walk on the stage. The lights have just gone down, and the energy in the room is so intense. You’re waiting to hear the first note of the first song of [...]

D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS takes it too far with the “Knuckle-puck” and Goldberg’s Rodeo Drive fashion show.

Why is Phil friends with any of these guys?

Rocky Balboa singlehandedly ended the Cold War with one sentence. Seriously?

I found something wrong with Twilight? What?

Crazy Jumanji!

Sebastian makes The Little Mermaid more sensible.

Forrest Gump is a little too impressive for me.

Gotham is one dangerous place to live.

You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me dressed up people!

She’s All That proves that nerdiness can’t cover a pretty face.

Elle Woods + Harvard Law = Ridiculous!

Ron Howard makes a weird move with The Dilemma.

Spider-Man 3 wasn’t good. Neither was Spider-Man’s new look.

Woody and Buzz and the lovable aliens of Toy Story 3.