Hey everybody. Last night I saw the new Roland Emmerich-helmed film 2012. Here’s my review:

It’s a shame that a movie that for one hour completely caught me off guard and had me actually enjoying its CG destruction could have such a slow second half. The next two hours (that’s right; it’s nearly three hours, folks) drag the same thing out for what seems like forever.

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John Cusack and Amanda Peet take turns in screaming at ocean waves, in sub-par performances. Woody Harrelson, who I had no idea was starring in 2012 until the moment his scruffy bearded persona graced the screen, is hilarious, however, as a Yellowstone National Park-based radio show host who constantly preaches that “the end is nigh!” Easily the best character in 2012, and one who didn’t have nearly enough screen time.

Danny Glover is a decent Mr. President, but nothing feels very valuable in 2012. If you enjoy destruction and random silent bright scenes (you’ll see what I mean if you see the movie), then 2012 is the movie for you. For everyone else, stick the $9 back in your pocket.

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