Hey everyone. Last night I waited in line for 40 minutes to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and here’s my review of it.

Vile trash. What sucks is that New Moon, the follow-up to Catherine Hardwicke’s tremendously disappointing Twilight, is sure to shatter all the box office records that The Dark Knight so rightly deserves.

In the stupidly titled The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Edward leaves Bella for some reason that I really don’t care to know, and werewolf Jacob (who for some reason is shirtless and wearing jean shorts throughout the entire movie) is there to comfort her.

Chris Weitz’s career has plummeted from directing American Pie to this tween garbage.The Twilight Saga: New Moon is nothing more than an excuse for 11-year-old girls (and their mothers, in my theater-going experience) to compete in screaming matches whenever Jacob or Edward (who’s played by Robert Pattinson, the only good actor in this soft core porn-like film) comes on the screen.

From the an asinine shirtless werewolf Native American clan to Stephanie Meyer’s completely screwed up perception of vampires, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” is more of the exact same. And expect a lot more of it in the coming years.

My rating: TWO OUT OF FIVE STARS.

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The second movie in the Stephanie Myers Twilight series Twilight: New Moon was released at midnight today to an alarming amounts of fans and groupies a like.  The movie looks to set all sorts of holiday records and already surpassed both The Dark Knight and Harry Potter in midnight sales, which means….cha-ching!

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Only Angels Have Wings divx The box office isn’t the only place where the New Moon mania is.  Besides the inside of middle school lockers, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and gang are being mentioned everywhere on Twitter.  And in the masses.

Twilight has been getting about 81,000 tweets per day on Twitter making it one of the most trended topics on the popular social network.  Insanity….yes.

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I read and saw the first Twilight and really didn’t think either were that good, much less Backstreet Boy band crazy.  Granted I am not a middle school girl despite how people think I act at times but it’s crazy to see such alure for the teeny bopper vampire saga, especially when there is so much out there, and frankly so much better.

Maybe I am just not up for Twilight but I am a vampire fan.  I loved the Swedish Let the Right One In and am a huge fan of the HBO show True Blood.  Maybe I have matured to a high school girl’s status to some, who knows.  But either way the reality is that this is big and growing.  The movie may set some holiday records and will only make the hype for the remaining sequels grow even more.

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Suffice it to say, stare out at the sky tonight because we got ourselves a New Moon Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade .

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Will you be seeing New Moon?

Ok, I’ll admit it, I’m not at all excited to see this movie. One, I never read the books, and two, I liked this story better when it was called Harry Potter. Anyways, I know the rest of the world is absolutely in love with this story. Both kids and adults have already either seen the movie at midnight or have tickets to see it for sometime this weekend. Thus, it is my duty to report what some of the critics are saying.

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So before I do that, all I’m saying is that this movie has been receiving not-so-hot feedback. Rotten Tomatoes at this exact moment

, has it at a 30%. Of course this is subject to change, but 30% uhhhhh SUCKS. Sorry to dissapoint; not that it will matter though. This movie is bound to clock $100 million this weekend.

Roger Ebert says – “The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud.” Click here for a full a review.

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says - ”Despite his 107 years on the planet, Edward Cullen doesn’t seen to have absorbed much in the way of wisdom, maturity or ingenuity. I mean, here he is, repeating senior year in high school for something like the 90th time, and he’s STILL  a petulant, self-absorbed teenager, sitting in the back of the class and scoffing at yet another lesson about “Romeo and Juliet.” You’d think by now he would have figured out a way to pass himself off as a young-looking 21-year-old rock star—or hey, maybe he could put his supernatural skills to use by turning himself into a better golfer than Tiger Woods. Anything to break the monotony.” Click here for a full review.

Kenneth Turan of the LA Times says – “This is the last time you’ll ever see me,” Edward Cullen says to Bella Swan. As if…..”Edward is as good as his word and “New Moon” suffers as a result. Constrained by the plot of the novel, the film keeps the two lovers apart for quite a spell, robbing the project of the crazy-in-love energy that made “Twilight,” the first entry in the series, such a guilty pleasure.” Click here Dead Poets Society movie download for a full review.

There are 3 opinions. All of which are not so good. 

Nick will be seeing it this weekend and will post his review as soon as he does.

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