First, nothing was reported because it is 2011 and no one has talked about Austin Powers in roughly nine years.

Then, there were reports Myers had turned in a draft and it seemed official. They sung the news out on the mountains, only to then not be sure what the news was.

It appears now, nothing is 100% official yet. Myers may have what he was ‘reportedly’ working on or he may have something new. Who knows. Whatever the case, it seems likely a new Austin Powers will be made, otherwise, what’s the whole point of even bringing all this up?

I’d have to imagine Myers wants to do another one, and, pushing fifty, now may be his last realistic chance. (There is always the option to hold this off and make the Austin Powers at 75 film that New Line thinks we’re all waiting for.) His last movie was 2008’s The Love Guru, which I don’t believe gathered a single positive review.

Whoa whoa! Too harsh. There were four I think. But Mike Myers is a funny guy with good comedic chops. He’s made some missteps, but, all things considered, I think the success he’s had with Shrek helps him sleep at night (on his pillows made of hundred dollars bills) just fine.

Austin Powers. Bring it on. Even if it’s bad, people will go see it. Because if there’s one thing that is certain in Hollywood, resurrecting HUGE franchises too many years later is box office gold…right?

Becker worked with Reynolds again when directing and co-writing 2002’s Buying the Cow, which was bumped to just a standard DVD release, but still poorly received.

One TV movie called 1321 Clover (which I’ve never heard of and don’t ever plan to see) and yet only five years later it was another breakout hit for Becker with Wild Hogs. The road trip comedy had a stellar cast, including Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, John Travolta and William H. Macy, with a screenplay by a writer who penned episodes for both My Name is Earl and Arrested Development. However after seeing this movie in March of 2007, I felt ashamed that at one time I thought that these guys were actually funny. Hogs was childish, it misused the actors talents and, most importantly, it was just flat-out not funny in the least bit. The only good thing to come out of Wild Hogs was that due to a sold-out showing one night, I got to check out Marc Lawrence’s Music and Lyrics, which I really enjoyed.

So I wasn’t the least bit excited for Old Dogs. For one reason because the title sounded way too similar to Wild Hogs, and another because I didn’t want to see Robin Williams humiliate himself after loving the guy so much in Worlds Greatest Dad; plus, this movie isn’t even remotely about dogs. It’s about two old guys who get stuck taking care of two seven-year-olds. Bo-ring!!! Why would I want to suffer through that when I can go check out Ninja Assassin two theaters down? Anyway, I was happy to see that critics hated this movie as well. Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle had this to say about the movie: “The great thing about comedy these days is that few people are making movies like Old Dogs.” What? I agree with him about the movie being bad, but “few people are making movies like Old Dogs?” Obviously this man hasn’t been to the movies in the past couple of months.

As you know by some of my “Early Reviews” posts here on The Movie Banter, I am an avid reader of the movie website Cinema Blend. Their review of Dogs was also a scathing one, however Katey Rich said in her screening of the film that the audience was hooting with laughter throughout. Is the American audience that easy to entertain? A few crotch jokes and fart gags and the man next to you is nearly choking on the popcorn he’s trying to swallow. It’s a mystery how Disney can release a good movie like A Christmas Carol in the same month it releases this piece of trash. However I place most of the blame on the shoulders of Walt Becker and you, America. On Friday Old Dogs grossed $6.9 million; don’t let that pile grow any higher than it already is because we know that it’s being used to fund Wild Hogs 2: Bachelor Party. You don’t believe me? Go to the movie theater in early 2011. Just don’t try to eat popcorn at the same time you’re watching in case Becker makes William H. Macy wear a thong again.